Chinese girlfriends

Some of you have been lucky enough to hear my imitation of a Chinese girlfriend talking to her boyfriend. For those of you who haven't, it involves a high whiny voice, a pout, and the Chinese version of "Whyyyyyy? Don't you love me? Why don't you love me?" After a month of astute observation, I have to say that I really think my imitation is spot on.

The advantages of having a Chinese girlfriend are many. In addition to having the opportunity to constantly proclaim your love for her, you will also get to wear matching clothing so the whole world will know that you are a pair. Look how happy these lovebirds are:


That could be you!

Your Chinese girlfriend may even take you to a special store that sells clothes for "lovers". In these stores, the men's and women's clothing are conveniently located right next to each other, and bear matching designs, so you can choose attractive and stylish clothing that fits your "vibe" as a couple.


Which one do you think Noam will like best?

Another advantage: When it's time to get married to your Chinese girlfriend, you will get to take pre-wedding photos. This involves an entire day exploring the most beautiful locations of your city, while wearing wedding-themed rented clothing. More often than not, another couple-to-be will be tagging along, and your photographer will be photographing them as well. You and the other groom may even be wearing matching t-shirts! What fun! The other day, I saw this photo shoot in progress:


The squatting grooms look like they're having a great time, no? Well, all of this could be yours, because guess what? Several of my Chinese friends want me to find them American boyfriends. Any takers? E-mail me and we'll talk.