Fashionable

Being that it's now winter, and pretty cold out, there is little to do in Jinan besides shopping. You can go with friends, you're not obligated to spend money, and it's always nice and warm inside the crowded markets. Unfortunately, I hate shopping in China. First of all, pretty much every piece of woman's clothing is adorned with frills, bows, or pom-poms. Second, trying something on is more of a commitment than it is in the U.S. Everyone watches you model the item of clothing in question, and barring some extreme defect, you're pretty much obligated to purchase it. And finally, it's China. The quality of many of these items is highly questionable, so you need to be extremely careful when making a purchase. A close inspection is essential.

Despite my general aversion to both Chinese fashion and the overall shopping experience, it's hard to not get sucked in when I am forced to spend an afternoon in the mall. This has led to some regrettable purchases. In November, for example, I bought of pair of brown boots sporting the requisite pom-poms. Unfortunately, when I got home I realized that they were of two different heights.

More recently, I made the most unfortunate purchase yet: a hideous black jacket featuring decorative metal zippers, an arm patch, exaggerated snaps, and a hood with faux fur trim. I regretted it even before the money exchanged hands, but there was no turning back. Sadly, I neglected to take a picture before gifting it to a friend, but I'll try to have her pose for a shot later.

Please. Contain your excitement.